TOP 10 SIGNS THAT YOU KNOW IT'S TIME TO JOIN E-MAILERS ANONYMOUS:

           10.  You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom, and
                check your e-mail on the way back to bed.


            9.   Your firstborn is named dotcom.


            8.   You turn off your modem and are suddenly filled with
                 a feeling of emptiness, as if you just pulled the
                 plug on a loved one.


            7.   You spend half of a plane trip with your laptop in your
                 lap...and your child in the overhead compartment.


            6.   You decide to stay in college for an additional year
                 or two, just for the free Internet access.


            5.   You find yourself typing "com" after every period.com


            4.   You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.


            3.   You move into a new home and decide to netscape
                 before you landscape.


            2.   You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :)


              DRUM ROLL PLEASE...


              THIS IS MY FAVORITE ONE OF ALL...


              AND THE NO. 1 SIGN THAT YOU KNOW IT'S TIME
              TO JOIN E-MAILERS ANONYMOUS:


             1.  Immediately after reading this list, you e-mail it to
                 someone.